Comments on: Sex. And Porn. And more than anyone needs to know. About anything. But especially about sex and porn.

By: KT

KT — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:24:01 +0000

I don’t get the spitting thing either. EW.
Hm…secret…I can’t think of any off the top of my head. But then, it’s early.
Must check out Babeland…

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:54:23 +0000

Vittoria – it always sort of surprises me. Like, everything is going well and then all of a sudden, someone leans back and spits.

It’s like spitting on art!

Not okay!

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:53:12 +0000

Avitania – Honest to God, you have the most interesting job experience.

I have used the euphamism…um,…well, I’ve said, “I checked her oil.” Don’t hate me for being an idiot.

Dude, of COURSE you even know the website another commenter mentioned. heh.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:51:42 +0000

QTMama – Okay, so, what would you do if a guy spit on you? I can only imagine.

I wonder if he’d live?

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:49:37 +0000

SnarkyRunner – Yes, she’s a good match. She can tolerate me. This is the first job requirement.

And you didn’t share a secret and I *know* you have some.

By: Vittoria

Vittoria — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:33:39 +0000

i have no secrets. i just have to agree with the spitting. what IS THAT?!

By: Avitania

Avitania — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:34:59 +0000

Okay, when I read the first line of your post, I thought that was already a euphemism for sex. I changed her oil, yeeeeha! My favorite is, “I’ll fix your little red wagon!”

Okay, that’s probably too much information.

I have to agree on the Babeland recommendation. I love Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry series. Phooaaar. I also like porn that makes me laugh. I spent a few years working for an adult internet company. So porn is totally boring to me unless it’s funny. Like when Mika Tan points at her crotch and goes, “Take it down! Take it down to Chinatown, bitch!”

More information. Tee hee.

By: QTMama

QTMama — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:09:49 +0000

Ah RE, you were right, you know. Yet again. My name all over it.

Spitting is a common thing in porn, at least in my experience. Not that I have any in the actual spitting process.

By: SnarkyRunner

SnarkyRunner — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:45:27 +0000

Oh my… you make me giggle quite a bit. I think Besos is a great match for you. Obviously. Ha!

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:49:23 +0000

Lily – You know, I grinned when I read your comment because my first thought was, “I wonder what part made Lily laugh” because…well, who knows what part might have struck you? It could have been anything!

COME TO CHICAGO.

Sincerely,
-R.