Sister v. Random and Black Market Baptism ACTIVATE.
I’m going to go visit my sister in New Jersey. Let me draw a little distinction between me and my sister.
Sister: Two perfect children, one girl, one boy.
Random: Little Filthy, dog that eats own poo.
Sister: “I’ll be flying in from a quick business trip on the day you arrive but it won’t take me long to get home because I’ll be on the corporate jet.”
Random: “Damn, where did I put my CTA (Chicago public transportation) card??”
Sister: “The driver will pick you up from the airport.”
Random: “Damn! Where is that freakin’ card??”
Sister: “The nanny will be there with the children.”
Random: “Oh, don’t try to take his toy away! He’ll hump it.”
Sister: Daughter currently speaks 3 languages. She’s 2 1/2.
Random: Dog currently knows how to not listen in one language. He’s 4.
The kids are going to be baptized on Saturday. You may recall, it is going to be a Black Market Baptism, with the Priest who is going all out Sarah Palin style and going rogue to do the baptism on the side. I wonder if I’m not supposed to look him in the eye.
With that, I’m off to take Little Filthy to stay with his grandparents. I won’t even go into the worries I have about his behavior while there. I fully expect him to lay an egg on the dining room rug, eat everything he finds, and leave hairballs in his wake.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
November 5th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Have fun!
November 6th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Ya… my kids can’t listen in one language either. They do speak fluent Whiner however.
November 7th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Tiffany – did you put them in an immersion school for that?
November 12th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Ya know, just think about how your sister’s kids are missing out on all the things that Little Filthy can do. Because, quite honestly, if your sister’s kids grow up to eat their own feces, that won’t be a funny story.
November 13th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
LMAO.
Brilliant.