Random crap.
1. Someone found my blog by searching for: “why do i love my whore wife?”
NOT OKAY. But pretty funny.
2. Someone else found his or her way here after looking for “Sarah Palin Mouth Vagina.”
Okay, I know what this is about…it’s about a joke that’s going around – “What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina?”
If you don’t know the answer…well, I e-mail me. I’ll spare readers unless there is some sort of demand for the answer.
3. *sigh* And yet someone else found me by looking for “Tina Turner and Diana Ross.”
THE SHAME. It burns!
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
October 29th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
2. – soooo wrong, but i still laughed when my drunk friend told me that joke on saturday. am i going to hell?
October 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
1) Hmm, wonder if your searcher was my ex-husband? He loved to call me that… hence the “ex” part.
2) Bwahahaha.
3) Own your shame, man. Throw in a Barry Manilow concert and you may as well just throw a bedazzled outfit on Little Filthy and call it a day.
October 29th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
HHAhahahahaasldkfjasf “Why do I love my whore wife?”
October 29th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
1. Who Googles crap like that?
2. Hm…I have not heard that one…although I can make up several punchlines all by myownself.
3. Do they make Elton John glasses to fit Little Filthy? Because that and a little sequined collar…that’d be one gay dog, man.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Jennie! Where ya been? Good to see you.
And nope, you’re not going to hell. I mean, not any hell where I won’t be, too. 
October 29th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
PT-LawMom –
1. Whoa. Seriously? He called you a whore? WTF? Can he still walk? Because you should have solved that for him. What an ass.
3. Okay, this struck Besos and me as funny because I had to explain a bedazzler to her and what it meant when I said that someone probably had a bedazzler.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Sitcom – Yeah, why you be all lovin’ my wifey whore?!
October 29th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
KT – Oh man, I’m not gonna tell Little Filthy you said that.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Huge laugh over this one…honestly you’re comments are often times more funny than your posts – and that’s sayin’ something my friend!
I’ve decided my pugs are lesbians… they can’t stop humping each other. (sigh) I’m not going to worry about it any more, accept them as they are, and get them little rainbow collars and gay pug pride t-shirts!
I bet they sell them on ebay, you can find anything on ebay.
I swear if my husband ever called me a whore his voice would be three octaves higher permanently and his checking account empty. By the time I was done with him he would be the only homeless dude who makes over 100K a year and lives in a refrigerator box by the mission. (ya…he’s kinda afraid of me and I’m just enough of a bitch to dig it.)
I guess I’m going to hell too…
November 5th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Tiffany – you mean like this?
http://cgi.ebay.com/GAY-PRIDE-Dog-Dress-Rainbow-outfit-clothes-sz-small-new_W0QQitemZ270295017803QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item270295017803&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318
The ‘bay has everything.
Is it just me, or isn’t it worse for your husband to call you a whore than to call you a bitch? I’ll save you a seat on the train to hell.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Oh KT that’s fab! You’re my hero this week.
Too funny! And hell ya, every woman I know, and half the men get bitchy and someone points it out to them. That’s no biggie in my book. But if you call me a whore, those are fightin’ words!