Learning Spanish is fun!
Okay, so I have this Mexican Spanish Phrasebook and I was reading stuff to Besos because she likes it when I sound like an idiot.
Me, thinking I’m very funny, said, “I better learn how to say this…Es una amiga, nada mas!” Which means, basically, she’s just a friend. She snorted at me and said something about me assuming we’d date long enough for me to learn the phrase.
Then I found a phrase that’s used when you think your partner is cheating on you and roughly translated, it means, “Are you putting horns on my head?” So I said to her, “Me esta poniendo los cuernos?!”
Without skipping a beat, she laughed and rattled off something in Spanish. I said, “What’s that mean??”
She said, “It means Yes, I’ve been cheating on you for the last five months with your best friend.”
FTW! Spanish is fun!
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.