Random Esquire

1.  This Indian woman goes out into the field to cut some grass for her cattle.  A man who’d allegedly been stalking her attacked her.  So she cut of his head with her sickle.  And then she walked on down to the village, carrying his head.  She said she had no regret.

Don’t fuck with an Indian woman.  She ain’t playin’.

2.  This dude at a 15 pound hamburger…with a cup of mayo on it.  And a cup of ketchup, a cup of mustard, and a cup of relish.  Total weight? 20.2 pounds.  That’s going to take a full bottle of Maalox to cure.  When asked why he did it, he said, “I wanted to see if I could.”

Welcome to the modern-day fat America moutain that needs climbing.

3.  This shouldn’t crack me up but it does.  This woman gets so drunk, she has her 9 year old drive.  They get pulled over when cops notice how tiny the driver is.  Dude.  Parenting FAIL.