Too Sexy, Lap Top, Squirrel Girl.
1. I was on a conference call last week with the Italian when I got an instant message from him that went like this:
“I’m too sexy.”
“I’m too sexy for this call.”
“Too sexy for this call.”
“So sexy it hurts.”
This is my life, people.
2. I bought a lap top today. Presumably so Sitcom and I could go sit at a coffee shop and work on a writing project. I got a Sony Viao – the new CS series, I believe (one of the pre-releases)…that glows when you stroke it. I didn’t get pink, by the way. I got black.
3. My little squirrel friend is back. She (how I know she’s a she) disappeared over the summer while my patio was redone.
Today, I looked up to find her sitting just on the other side of the glass, having a staring contest with Little Filthy. I got some crackers, walked out on the patio and set them down on the rail while she watched me, just a few inches away. I went back inside and watched as she grabbed a cracker, ran along the building ledge to my neighbor’s patio and buried a cracker in one of her flower pots. She did that with two more crackers and then sat on the railing and ate the last one. I’m imagining my neighbors face when she finds her plants have sprouted crackers.
I think tomorrow will be oats and peanut butter. I’m going to get her so fat, she needs to be moved with a forklift. Then my work will be done.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
October 6th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
I have a Viao CR. Mine IS pink XD
October 6th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
I have a Viao too. Pretty pearly pink. It’s beaaaautiful.
October 7th, 2008 at 6:17 am
1. You gotta love how some people *are* the job.
2. Nice. I’m a Mac girl, myself.
3. How does LF feel about all of this? Is he staring at her with curiosity, or does he want to mangle her?
October 8th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
1. A good self esteem is important
2. Uber! I’m a wee bit jealous. I keep looking, but always find other things to spend money on. Sparkly things… things to put my sparkly things in… I lurv me some vintage bling and a designer handbag
3. LF is going to think you’re cheating on him.
October 8th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Chivahn and Pinkgerbil – Heh. You *both* have pink?? SO GIRLY.
KT – MAC people seem pretty dedicated to MACs. They’re like cat people. “You’d like my cat. Once you have a cat, you love them…”
Tiffany – vintage bling, huh? Interesting! And LF knows he’s numbah 1. heh.
October 9th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
yesss….writing project. Ill be there with my MAC. Let’s brainstorm awesome coffee shops and write, asap.
Sincerely,
The Mac Pusher.
Oh, and my favorite use of “I’m Too Sexy” in a movie is in “Encino Man.”
Seriously.
October 9th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Ha…I really like the Italian…. funny funny