Comments on: Tina Turner, Oprah,…and “some short little white guy.” And I’m officially gay.

By: Savored Life

Savored Life — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:44:50 +0000

RE, you’re blog is seriously comic relief for me some days….

Your mom and the “some short little white guy”… LMAO. Awesome.

By: QTMama

QTMama — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:33:47 +0000

Gay? You’re GAY? DAMMIT! No wonder you never hit on me.

On a sidenote, if I look like Tina does when I’m her age? I’ll be one helluva happy chick.

By: lily

lily — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:15:30 +0000

that. is. an. AWESOME night!
the throat punch? yeah…right in tom cruise’s non existent adam’s apple.
just sayin.

By: Chivahn

Chivahn — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:26:31 +0000

I played hooky today and took a nap. I had this weird dream that you and I were dating and vacationing in some little New England port town. You looked like a slightly more pigmented Jason Fortuny and I just called you Random. You kept taking off on a Jetski and we ate at all of these Seafood equilivant to Chuck – E – Cheese and Red Robin sort of places.

It was random as hell.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:57:37 +0000

KT – Yup, turns 29 in about 2 months or so (I looked it up once I read your comment to make sure I wasn’t imagining things).

Ayup. That’s one gay night.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:56:02 +0000

Bev – I kid you not…these things are 10 times better than Hot Doug’s confit fries. Easily. In fact, I’d rather vomit these fries than eat Hot Doug’s fries.

For

Reals.

And yeah, he seemed pretty short. I don’t know that he has to bring the crazy – I think it just tags along on its own accord.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:54:34 +0000

Instigator – Indeed I did. And I would go there to get 2 orders and make a meal of it.

I had a rather …enthusiastic woman next to me, too. Her faux-fur coat kept ending up half in my seat. She lost her shit when Tom Cruise walked through the crowd.

By: KT

KT — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:37:28 +0000

Tina is 68? Holy crap, I didn’t realize she was that old. Hat’s off to her for still working it like she does.

The only thing that would have made the evening *more* gay is if…um…no, I think you pretty much did it.

By: Bev

Bev — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:59:34 +0000

Awesome! Were the fries as good as Hot Doug’s confit fries?

So.. is Tom Cruise really that short? And did he bring the crazy?

By: Instigator

Instigator — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:21:16 +0000

1. Did you order extra truffle cream with the frites per my instructions? We always do – my husband and I don’t like to share.

2. Tina rocked it. Even my husband was reluctantly enthusiastic. The only annoying aspect was a big Tina fan (big figuratively and literally) sitting in the row behind us who stomped her feet to every song. STOMP STOMP STOMP. So our seats were moving. She also knew the words to every song and managed at times to overpower Tina’s voice. The lady next to me turned to me and said ‘Out of all the thousands of seats in this place – she got this one’. Amen sister.