Random Esquire

1.  The Italian likes to impersonate his girlfriend’s accent.  This isn’t so bad but he likes to do it while repeating things she said to him in bed. I’ll pick up the phone and he’ll break out in an accent and say, “Ohhh, jess enjoyyyy eet!”  And, I admit, I usually bust out in a laugh.  Earlier in the week, he said, “Ooohhh, do you feeeeeel deee freak-shoooow?”  I said, “Wait,… freak show?”  He said, “Freak-showwwn.”Oh.

Friction.

Dude is just wrong.   Don’t get me wrong.  We laughed at ourselves for a good five minutes.

2.  If you’ve been reading QTMama, you know that she has a crush on “Chicago Man”, a guy she met while visiting Chicago last month.  As it happens, I frequently have occasion to cross paths with Chicago Man and I knew I would be doing so tonight.  I let QTMama know this and before I knew what happened, she was trying to get me to go to a florist to pick up a flower to bring to this dude so I could say it was from her and wasn’t that romantic?

You know what?  Didn’t happen.

3.   I’m going to bed.  While the clock still says ‘p.m.’  It’s the first time in weeks.