Comments on: Harmonicas, Kindergarten and Sarah Palin’s vagina.

By: Begijn

Begijn — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:17:16 +0000

Totally with you, I don’t play on that team, (STANDARD “SEINFIELD” DISCLAIMER), but she is *hot* –
If I were into girls I’d totally do her, unless she started in blathering with the “abstinence only’ as sex-ed, creationism in school curriculum, and anti-choice rhetoric. What a turn-off, I’d kick her right outta bed.
;- )

Chicago kindergarteners scare me.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:25:38 +0000

Lily – That’s the spirit!

Tiffany – Glad to see you! And Boss would love your kid because she is always saying, “There’s no crying in kindergarten!”

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:57:07 +0000

oh Gawd… I’ve been way too busy to read blogs for weeks. I needed my RE fix bad, and come to find you discussing Palin’s Vajayjay….of course you did.

I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks Random, I won’t stay away so long again…. I know you missed me!

I discussed my own 5yr. olds first day at Kindergarden on my own blog. Only my daughter would tell a crying and hysterical classmate, “you can’t do that here…didn’t they tell you this is KINDERGARDEN!” Ya… we’re an empathetic lot.

By: lily

lily — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:16:53 +0000

3. as long as palin doesn’t open that thing she calls a mouth AND wears a bag over her head AND is sloppy drunk, i’d prolly take one for the (dem) team.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:03:09 +0000

Bev – Kazoos…found a $26 wood one on Amazon. Nuts.

What part made your jaw drop? I’m glad you then cracked up because I wonder if I sound like a complete crazy in this blog sometimes. After meeting me, it’s just so much easier to ignore half of what I say.

By: Bev

Bev — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:58:55 +0000

1. I wonder how much kazoos are going for?

2. Henry, Lorenzo – pretty much same difference. I need to forward this on to my teacher friends for a good laugh.

3. Sometimes I read what you write and my jaw just drops. Then I imagine you saying it and I crack up. You’re lucky you have that charm thing going on

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:25:29 +0000

LynchSeattle – Boss heard stories about how many times certain relatives were shot. One kid said his dad (or brother?) had been shot three times and they had to go to visit him a lot.

Kez – WTF. Who has THAT strong of a compulsion to play their harmonica??

Avitania – The movie voice-over dude died. Did he do the voice of Snoopy?? Or was this another guy?

Yeah, the jaw harp makes a goofy sound. You don’t remember Snoopy playing it? heh.

Palin = fox in sack
Hillary = dead fish

Well, you know the general rule….f*ck down, marry up.

By: Avitania

Avitania — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:12:11 +0000

Didn’t the animator/voice of Snoopy die yesterday? I’m surprised the price of that jaw harp isn’t, like, $60! Or maybe at least $6.60.

Isn’t the jaw harp that instrument that makes that wooooooooooo-ing sound? Sort of like a theremin?

I’ll bet you Palin is a total fox in the sack.

By: Kez

Kez — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:11:12 +0000

haha kids say the darndest things.
Harmonicas are an interesting instrument choice. My friend told me how she saw some dude driving around town playing a harmonica while steering with both his elbows. Enough said about the types that play harmonicas!

By: lynchseattle

lynchseattle — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:04:04 +0000

1. Now I know what I’m buying you for your birthday

2. Well… it could have been worse. Someone could have said “or a body”. That would just be plain old creepy.

3. I like McCain. I won’t be voting for him, and I think Palin was a poor choice. This is sad because McCain was always one of my examples of a moderate I’d vote for. If you do hook up with Palin though, I salute you.