Gymnastics, the Italian, Cleavage, Besos, and Sexual Fantasies, Yo.
1. I love how we can carbon date the Shroud of Turin but can’t figure out how old a couple of Chinese gymnasts are.
2. The Italian called me on Monday very excited. It seems he’d found a new porn website that featured Latin women. I asked him, “If a woman that young and that attractive hit on you, would you sleep with her?” He said, “If I got a woman that hot, it’d be because she wanted to steal my car.” I burst out laughing.
3. ‘Cleavage’ is sort of a harsh sounding word to describe something so good, isn’t it? Couldn’t someone come up with a better word than something that sounds like you split open a dinner roll? or chopped something in half?
4. Besos described our relationship as a constant state of half amusement, half embarrassment. Hmm. I wonder which half I am.
5. Have you ever had someone tell you a sexual fantasy and it was, more or less, one of your sexual fantasies as well? And you were stunned at your good fortune? And then you blinked and wondered if you were on some twisted version of Candid Camera? Anyone?
no?
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 am
1. I just heard about this about a 5 minutes ago. Heh. Doh!
2. No, no, no, it’s because they would want to steal his kidney. I saw it in a movie once. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4
4. Heh. Aww… that describes my life.
5. Well if this is your fantasy ( http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html ), then I’m going with Candid Camera.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:57 am
Re #3:
“Snack Tray” > Cleavage
That is all.
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
1. Don’t you know that they are officially as old as the Chinese governments says they are?!
2. I *heart* the Italian.
3. Another c word I hate besides the obvious is “crotch.” Just… ick.
4. Based on your twitters last night, I’m going with the latter
Nah, I’ve seen the amusing side as well.
5. Now you have to share the fantasy! Or not…
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
Um… I meant “government” not “governments” on that last comment.
FAIL!
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:28 pm
#5 – YES. *blink blink*
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
LynchSeattle – Dude. Where do you *find* this stuff?? That Craigslist ad was the best.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Avitania – Agreed. Snacktray is such a good word, isn’t it?
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Bev – CHINESE GOVERNMENT WANT GYMNAST. MAKE PASSPORT.
And heyyyyyalllll no, I’m not sharing! At least, not in a comment. heh.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Lily – I’ll show you mine if you shoe me yours.
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Based on your comment back to Lily..does it have something to do with shoes?!?
“Lily – I’ll show you mine if you shoe me yours.”
*snicker*