Comments on: Foodie, Bulges, Plush, and Sitcom.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:52:56 +0000

clj – Thank you! That’s a great compliment; I appreciate it. I hope you stick around and comment more!

-R.

By: clj

clj — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:03:04 +0000

#1 is killing me. i do this more often than i’d like to admit.

i just read about your blog on the chicagoist and man, you are seriously one of the funniest people i’ve run into in a loooong time. you’ve made my friday! so thanks!

By: geekgirl

geekgirl — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:14:57 +0000

heh heh…puts “leggo my eggo” in a whole new light….

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 19:33:41 +0000

1. I’m sure that pop tarts and eggo waffles are classy enough for a foodie if you add some whipped cream to the top, right? Come on… give me this one at least.

2. At least nothing was living up there. We had a bulge in our dryer hose, and the dryer wasn’t working. Stuck my hand in there and found a bird, a next, and six eggs. I was not happy…neither was the damn bird. I think we gave each other a heart attack.

4. My life is so dull… never slept with anyone famous. My claim to fame was being an extra in the movie E.T. when I was a kid. Not very exciting I admit. I’m feeling so emo now….

By: Bev

Bev — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:07:58 +0000

1. I love pop-tarts. Seriously. I am a bit of a foodie myself but I loves me some pop-tarts.

2. We had a bulge in our dryer duct which consisted of about 10 pounds of wet dog hair. Big EWWWWW

3. I hope we get to meet Plush next week!

4. Ok spill- who was the Oscar winner?! I second the “love me some Danny Elfman.” Now I’m off to listen to Oingo Boingo!

By: pajama momma

pajama momma — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:22:21 +0000

Now that is a cool star story. I loves me some Oingo Boingo.

By: Avitania

Avitania — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:15:47 +0000

Rewind to a little over 10 years ago: I once was at a friend’s house who had invited another friend over, and that friend showed up with these strange drawings down the back of her legs. Kind of like leg bones. When pressed, the friend said that the person who drew them on her was Danny Elfman (when Oingo Boingo was still together, and he wasn’t the king of the movie soundtracks…heh). The night before, she’d met him at a bar, they got to talking, and they spent the night together – during which he painted a spine and bones down her entire backside. Danny Elfman was kind of too old for me back then, but I would have given my left boob to have been painted on by him. Heh.

By: Instigator

Instigator — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:10:25 +0000

If you are hungry enough, there is no such thing as too much freezer burn.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:57:42 +0000

Begijn – So disappointing. I meant literal waffles. I didn’t even know about pastry porn!

By: pajama momma

pajama momma — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:54:24 +0000

That’s right! Banging waffles is eerily reminiscent of a scene out of American Pie.

Oh wait! Wait! I remember this one other time, when I lived in Huntington Beach (also where the bar indicent happened) and these guys pull up in their limo to pick up my friend and take him to party.

Course they didn’t care one whit about me because I’m not a pro snowboarder, nor was I what we call a “pro-ho” but I didn’t care much for them either because they’re not my style. They were the guys in “Poison”

I’d rather own my lame, drunken, klutzyness in a bar.