Comments on: Black Market Baptism.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:08:03 +0000

Tiffany - Glad you enjoyed it.

You should completely throw a Lulu and Izzy Soul-Saving party. Let’s face it…it’d be groundbreaking.

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:08:52 +0000

honestly, have not laughed so hard in a week. She “knows a guy”? That’s perfect.

I was raised Catholic and I am baptized as such - however the Mister is not religious at all, and we decided that we would wait and let the girls be baptized in whatever denomination they choose later - even though we go to church semi-regularly they have given us no indication that they are at all interested at this point…who knows…

Now Lulu and Izzy need some salvation. I’m sure in Seattle I could also “find a guy” and save their souls. Might be a good excuse for a party huh?

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:27:20 +0000

Lily - I like that quid pro quo. I’m in.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:24:52 +0000

Avitania - I love it. The priest’s name is Sowers. And he’s for hire. Father Sowers. dig it.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:23:33 +0000

Bev - I’m pretty sure you don’t have to even be a relatively normal, good, decent person to be a Catholic so I don’t see what the fuss would be about if you weren’t Catholic.

Oh…on the Kala thing. Little Filthy thinks she’s coming to visit. He’s been hittin’ the park really hard, trimming down and toning.

Don’t disappoint mah boyeh!

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:21:46 +0000

SnarkyRunner - What makes me laugh is my sister is pretty prim and proper but she comes up with some off the wall stuff sometimes.

I laughed at the baked potato on roomie’s bed comment - BRILLIANT.

By: Random Esquire

Random Esquire — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:20:42 +0000

Kez - My sister lives in New Jersey so I suspect that many of her conversations may begin with “I know someone who knows a guy…”

I *still* cringe when thinking of that spider in your place.

By: Bird Clan Diva

Bird Clan Diva — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:42:15 +0000

@Avitania That is freaking hilarious. Are there videos? Does he also bless condiments or just the weenies?

By: lily

lily — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:21:15 +0000

I’m a non practicing Buddhist, but hell, i’ll baptize Loki too. I’ll do yours if you do mine.

By: Avitania

Avitania — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:10:16 +0000

This year, for the second year in a row, Seattle Pride kicked off with the Hot Dog Blessing (http://www.capitolhillseattle.com/2008/06/25/get-your-dog-blessed-at-bottleneck/bottleneck_dog_blessing.jpg/large) by a priest from the Liberal Catholic Apostolic Church. Yes. He blessed hot dogs. To kick off gay pride. And a whole weekend of free hot dogs at a local bar. So, if the black market priest on the d.l. thing doesn’t work out, you can get a Catholic priest in Portland who blesses weenies to do the baptism.