Comments on: The Italian is a bastard. And Besos gets her toes lopped off. http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/ The Random Observations of a Random Esquire Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:33:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Tiffany http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6441 Tiffany Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:21:02 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6441 Not quite... I lost 55+ lbs, and starting running. The bewbies are no more, I was nursing and had some killer knockers - lost a bunch of weight and I'm now the poster child for the Itty Bitty Boobie Brigade. I just want my old boobs back. Since my options are either being fat again, or getting fakes...I'll go for the fakes. The mister is just being cheap - lmao - he has no moral or aethetic objection...he just doesn't wanna fork over the fundage yet. He'll eventually see the light... And I don't HATE foreplay...I just don't find it all the necessary. A little is nice, but lets not linger when we can just get to the good stuff. I've heard some woman are like crock pots and men are like microwaves - well the big guy upstairs crossed my wires or something, because I'm all microwave baby!! LOL... Not quite…

I lost 55+ lbs, and starting running. The bewbies are no more, I was nursing and had some killer knockers - lost a bunch of weight and I’m now the poster child for the Itty Bitty Boobie Brigade. I just want my old boobs back. Since my options are either being fat again, or getting fakes…I’ll go for the fakes. The mister is just being cheap - lmao - he has no moral or aethetic objection…he just doesn’t wanna fork over the fundage yet. He’ll eventually see the light…

And I don’t HATE foreplay…I just don’t find it all the necessary. A little is nice, but lets not linger when we can just get to the good stuff. I’ve heard some woman are like crock pots and men are like microwaves - well the big guy upstairs crossed my wires or something, because I’m all microwave baby!! LOL…

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6433 Random Esquire Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:20:57 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6433 Tiffany - You WANT new boobs? And your husband doesn't want you to have them? Okay, just so we're on the same page. You want bigger boobs or newer boobs and you hate foreplay. Am I following this so far? Tiffany - You WANT new boobs? And your husband doesn’t want you to have them?

Okay, just so we’re on the same page.

You want bigger boobs or newer boobs and you hate foreplay.

Am I following this so far?

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6432 Random Esquire Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:20:03 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6432 Buzd - Oh man, I'd register but I'm anonymous. However, if you and the Mrs. want to meet up for drinks, hell, I'll scrap the anonymity. Okay, I'm an idiot. Just realized again that you're in D.C. The site's looking really good. Buzd - Oh man, I’d register but I’m anonymous. However, if you and the Mrs. want to meet up for drinks, hell, I’ll scrap the anonymity.

Okay, I’m an idiot. Just realized again that you’re in D.C.

The site’s looking really good.

]]> By: Tiffany http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6419 Tiffany Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:00:40 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6419 I too must see this outfit... I'm still trying to get the Mister to buy me new boobs. Perhaps this will be incentive enough? We shall see... I too have big feet. However I am 5' 10" so tiny feet would probably be odd, and I'm already odd enough thank you. How big could her head be? If she was Stewie I'm sure you would have noticed already! I too must see this outfit… I’m still trying to get the Mister to buy me new boobs. Perhaps this will be incentive enough? We shall see…

I too have big feet. However I am 5′ 10″ so tiny feet would probably be odd, and I’m already odd enough thank you.

How big could her head be? If she was Stewie I’m sure you would have noticed already!

]]> By: Buzd http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6308 Buzd Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:46:30 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6308 Yes unfortunately, I have been fixing the site and now it is looking more as I had envisioned and getting easier to navigate. I am using Joomla which doesn't operate quite as smooth as WordPress, but it keeps me occupied. If you register and comment before my wife I will give you a prize, and by the subject of the site you can imagine what it might be. Yes unfortunately, I have been fixing the site and now it is looking more as I had envisioned and getting easier to navigate. I am using Joomla which doesn’t operate quite as smooth as WordPress, but it keeps me occupied. If you register and comment before my wife I will give you a prize, and by the subject of the site you can imagine what it might be.

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6288 Random Esquire Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:41:06 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6288 1. Lily - Sent you an e-mail. ;) 2. QTMama - That's a really good question. I'll have to ask him what exactly flowers mean. I didn't give it a lot of thought (what flowers mean), I just got an urge to send her flowers and didn't pause to think about if I was showing my cards to the table. :P And NO on the no-toes. Yuck. 3. Bev - You want one used? For $5? God Bless Amazon. 4. SnarkyRunner - will send you an email with link to outfit. Prepare thyself. 5. Vittoria - Sent you a link. All I can say is WEDDING NIGHT. 6. Mamaphunk - date date date. I'm swamped until Sunday. How's your Sunday looking? 7. Buzd - Awesome analogy. I'm going to tell this to Besos. Hey, to comment on your blog, I have to register, right? Just wondering if I was missing something. 1. Lily - Sent you an e-mail. ;)

2. QTMama - That’s a really good question. I’ll have to ask him what exactly flowers mean. I didn’t give it a lot of thought (what flowers mean), I just got an urge to send her flowers and didn’t pause to think about if I was showing my cards to the table. :P And NO on the no-toes. Yuck.

3. Bev - You want one used? For $5? God Bless Amazon.

4. SnarkyRunner - will send you an email with link to outfit. Prepare thyself.

5. Vittoria - Sent you a link. All I can say is WEDDING NIGHT.

6. Mamaphunk - date date date. I’m swamped until Sunday. How’s your Sunday looking?

7. Buzd - Awesome analogy. I’m going to tell this to Besos. Hey, to comment on your blog, I have to register, right? Just wondering if I was missing something.

]]> By: Bird Clan Diva http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6270 Bird Clan Diva Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:45:12 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6270 I want to see this outfit. My curiosity is absolutely piqued. I want to see this outfit. My curiosity is absolutely piqued.

]]> By: Buzd http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6214 Buzd Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:19:50 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6214 I think that a women wearing lingerie for a guy is the female equivalent of buying flowers for a girl. And they are both the same "declaration". Both can be equally pleasing whether a simple arrangement or an exotic colorful mix of creativity. Now that I am pondering this, I better get on the horn and get flowers sent to my wife at work right now. I think that a women wearing lingerie for a guy is the female equivalent of buying flowers for a girl. And they are both the same “declaration”. Both can be equally pleasing whether a simple arrangement or an exotic colorful mix of creativity. Now that I am pondering this, I better get on the horn and get flowers sent to my wife at work right now.

]]> By: Mamaphunk http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6213 Mamaphunk Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:58:20 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6213 OK, I've finally gotten my head out of my ass and did a catch up of what's happening in Random world. Do you want to set up a phone date?! I do! I do! OK, I’ve finally gotten my head out of my ass and did a catch up of what’s happening in Random world.

Do you want to set up a phone date?! I do! I do!

]]> By: Vittoria http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6199 Vittoria Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:36:08 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/07/20/the-italian-is-a-bastard-and-besos-gets-her-toes-lopped-off/#comment-6199 Srsly. Need a picture. Want to buy for next deserving boy! Srsly. Need a picture. Want to buy for next deserving boy!

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