Random Esquire

I had an odd sensation this past week.  Very odd.  I had a date last week which went well.  I then discussed said date with my Work Wife.  Work Wife is very excited because both Work Wife and said date are Latinas.  Work Wife said, “Ohhh, you are in trrouubblleee, she is going to blow your mind!”  My first hell and brimstones love was a Puerto Rican girl years and years ago. But yeah, I’m attracted to many of the characteristics that are stereotypically associated with Latin women.   Anyway, suffice to say that I was describing my date to Work Wife and then moved on to describe things I find very attractive in a woman, both physically and in personality, and then it hit me.

I was very perfectly…. describing her.

My Work Wife.

I think I got very quiet and then I said, “I can’t talk to you about this because I think I just describe you!”

We both burst out laughing at the same time.

Yeah.  That’s messed up.