4. There is no way anyone would ever be putting a sponge anywhere close to my mouth. Ew. I get that their prob really tired, but how hard is it to spit on your own?

I *think* I get why people watch it, there is something rather primal about it all, and at least I can see that there is some skill and dedication required. Many “sports” just confuse me. Like Nascar…. I mean driving in circles… for hours? That’s as much fun as watching grass grow, maybe less.

Have a fantastic vacation, be safe, have fun, and return in one piece so we can hear all about your adventures. I can’t wait to see what Plush has in store for us

When I was a kid we used to box sometimes. To make things interesting we’d do it on a trampoline, popping up and down like frogs. Bouncing around, left and right, it was fun because it added a whole new dimension to it.

Of course, one time my friend bounced up super high above me then came down to bounce on his butt. At that same time I bounced and caught his shirt on my shoes. When he bounced up, his shirt literally ripped off his body like some Farrelly Brothers movie. Unfortunately when he started coming back down I accidentally uppercutted the shit out of his shirtless bodied head. Game over.

Whoops.

Foul!

Have fun on your trip! I can’t wait to hear from Plush in the meantime and your stories when you get back!