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	<title>Comments on: In which I am completely unreasonable about Jif commercials. And say Dude too much.</title>
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		<title>By: Jason</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny looking and sounding grandma. Must of been years of smoking.

[quote]2.  Grandma is making an open face peanut butter sandwich for his granddaughter. [/quote]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny looking and sounding grandma. Must of been years of smoking.</p>
<p>[quote]2.  Grandma is making an open face peanut butter sandwich for his granddaughter. [/quote]</p>
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		<title>By: Random Esquire</title>
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		<dc:creator>Random Esquire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Instigator I&#039;m trying to recall you eating a burger like that.  Huh.  Interesting.

I&#039;m surprised your kid hasn&#039;t convinced some neighbor kid to whitewash the fence and make her a two-slice PB&amp;J on demand.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Instigator I&#8217;m trying to recall you eating a burger like that.  Huh.  Interesting.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m surprised your kid hasn&#8217;t convinced some neighbor kid to whitewash the fence and make her a two-slice PB&#038;J on demand.</p>
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		<title>By: Random Esquire</title>
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		<dc:creator>Random Esquire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Geekgirl - heh.  I have TiVo but I always see these ads in the morning, during the Today show, when I watch it live.

Live TV is for luddites!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Geekgirl &#8211; heh.  I have TiVo but I always see these ads in the morning, during the Today show, when I watch it live.</p>
<p>Live TV is for luddites!</p>
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		<title>By: Random Esquire</title>
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		<dc:creator>Random Esquire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Miss Meghan!  Hello there. :)  How&#039;re you doing?

Yeah, I don&#039;t know who only has one slice of bread.  And it wasn&#039;t even an end piece.  Who eats the end before a middle piece? It just doesn&#039;t make any sense.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Miss Meghan!  Hello there. <img src='http://randomesq.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />   How&#8217;re you doing?</p>
<p>Yeah, I don&#8217;t know who only has one slice of bread.  And it wasn&#8217;t even an end piece.  Who eats the end before a middle piece? It just doesn&#8217;t make any sense.</p>
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		<title>By: Random Esquire</title>
		<link>http://randomesq.com/2008/05/11/in-which-i-am-completely-unreasonable-about-jif-commercials-and-say-dude-too-much/comment-page-1/#comment-4491</link>
		<dc:creator>Random Esquire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bev - I gave you numbered lists and struck you down with Dude.  The Good Esquire giveth and taketh away.

Chris and I could bitch our hearts out, watching tv.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bev &#8211; I gave you numbered lists and struck you down with Dude.  The Good Esquire giveth and taketh away.</p>
<p>Chris and I could bitch our hearts out, watching tv.</p>
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		<title>By: Random Esquire</title>
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		<dc:creator>Random Esquire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tiffany - I saw that Viva Viagra ad for the first time the day you made this comment.  I couldn&#039;t believe it.  I&#039;d seen one on YouTube but thought they&#039;d all been pulled until I saw it on the television.

You could not pay me enough money to sing Viva Viagra.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tiffany &#8211; I saw that Viva Viagra ad for the first time the day you made this comment.  I couldn&#8217;t believe it.  I&#8217;d seen one on YouTube but thought they&#8217;d all been pulled until I saw it on the television.</p>
<p>You could not pay me enough money to sing Viva Viagra.</p>
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		<title>By: Random Esquire</title>
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		<dc:creator>Random Esquire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 04:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lynchseattle - See, you share my hatred for stupid commercials!  It&#039;s not unnatural.  It&#039;s just good, solid editing techniques that we share.  Sex offenders live under bridges?  I thought they lived at McDonald&#039;s Play-lands.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lynchseattle &#8211; See, you share my hatred for stupid commercials!  It&#8217;s not unnatural.  It&#8217;s just good, solid editing techniques that we share.  Sex offenders live under bridges?  I thought they lived at McDonald&#8217;s Play-lands.</p>
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		<title>By: Instigator</title>
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		<dc:creator>Instigator</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 00:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whenever I eat a sandwich or a burger, I never eat the top slice of bread/bun.  I slide it back as I am eating to enable myself to hold the sandwich/burger between my thumb/fingers in the &#039;normal&#039; way.  And then at the end I&#039;m left with half a bun or the top slice of bread. I believe I have saved thousands of calories over the years.  And I never give my kid 2 slices of bread.  I&#039;ll spread the pbj or turkey or whatever over one slice, then foldover. Bread=empty calories.  I&#039;m a freak!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whenever I eat a sandwich or a burger, I never eat the top slice of bread/bun.  I slide it back as I am eating to enable myself to hold the sandwich/burger between my thumb/fingers in the &#8216;normal&#8217; way.  And then at the end I&#8217;m left with half a bun or the top slice of bread. I believe I have saved thousands of calories over the years.  And I never give my kid 2 slices of bread.  I&#8217;ll spread the pbj or turkey or whatever over one slice, then foldover. Bread=empty calories.  I&#8217;m a freak!</p>
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		<title>By: geekgirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>geekgirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 19:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Long Live DVR!</description>
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		<title>By: MissMeghan</title>
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		<dc:creator>MissMeghan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 04:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok. Who the hell has ONE piece of bread. Seriously. When I have kids, I&#039;m not going to play cruel jokes on them like that. One piece!? That bothers me.  

I missed u!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok. Who the hell has ONE piece of bread. Seriously. When I have kids, I&#8217;m not going to play cruel jokes on them like that. One piece!? That bothers me.  </p>
<p>I missed u!</p>
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