Plush …and Kenny Rogers. Peacocking.
1. Plush and I were in bed, canoodle-snuggling. I won’t go into how this topic arose, but suffice to say that at one point, Plush said, “I fuckin’ love Kenny Rogers.”
*blink*
No one says that they fuckin’ love Kenny Rogers. Well, maybe his plastic surgeon. But that’s about it. No one else fuckin’ loves Kenny Rogers. Let alone says it. In bed.
Especially since…I am not Kenny Rogers.
2. Plush told me some of the things she might blog about here, while I am away. Of the topics she brought up…well, all I can say, people, is that you’re in for a completely different experience. She is open to suggestions or questions, if you have any. You can leave them in the comments section.
I don’t know if I’m more nervous for you…or for me.
3. The Italian and I spoke today. He paused as we were talking and said, “You…you have..in your voice..how shall I say it… Post sex conceit. That ‘sex with a hot girl’ conceit.”
I said, “Oh. Like I’m…peacocking?”
He said, “EXACTLY.”
Guilty.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I am toasting you RE, as I believe I have the same sound in my voice.
Yup, strutting around like a damn happy peacock.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
QT – High-five, lady, high-five.
That reminds me…I believe I said, weeks ago, I was going to say a toast for you. Looks like that toast came true.
-R.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I am in LOVE with that term. I’m going to use it daily now. Peacocking. In fact, I may use it tomorrow morning to harass UO. “Hey, UO, are you Peacocking?” hahah…
p.s. RE, thanks for the tip on using the google reader. So great!
May 5th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Hi there, Snarky – I’m all about turning nouns into verbs.
Glad you like using the reader!
May 5th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I can’t remember… is Kenny Rogers the KFC guy, or the old redneck who smokes weed all the time?
May 5th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Officially jealous here. I need some peacocking to be going on in my life!!!
Go preen your feathers Random.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
MissMeghan – Yup, the chicken dude. The old redneck is Willie Nelson. No idea how she feels about Willie Nelson but nothing would surprise me.
May 6th, 2008 at 12:45 am
I honestly have not laughed this hard in ages. I want to be Plush when I grow up!
Kenny Rogers? Who knew?! Maybe it’s the white hair? Now all I can hear in my head is “Islands in the stream…. that is what we are….”
Thanks RE… just… thanks
And as for Peacocking, well should we high five YOU … or Plush? Seeing as how she’s the one that put that bravado in your voice? I’m thinking this one goes to Ms. Plush for her uh, SKILLS.
You go Plush!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Tiffany – To be like Plush is a worthy endeavor. She’s pretty great.
Oh, I’m sure all the credit goes to Plush for my peacocking.