Plush, bubbles, Little Filthy and Nacional 27.
1. Plush now has posting privileges. I like that she kicked things off with a masturbation story.
2. I have a 48 hours cold bug. I am being optimistic. Today, I blew my nose and I believe I may have blown bubbles in my eye. I spent much of my afternoon trying to recreate this.
3. I sleep with the patio door ajar because I like cold air when I am sleeping. While Little Filthy fell asleep on his own bed, I awoke up to find him pushing the covers up with this head in an attempt to crawl into the bed. My bed. I said, “hey!” and he stopped and looked at me. I think he emoted, “It’s cold in this dump.” So I let him under the covers.
4. Plush and I will be meeting a blog reader for dinner this weekend at Nacional 27. Dinner, drinks…and hell, it’s a Salsa bar so we may just have to get up and shake it.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:12 am
Poor little Filthy… big mean RandomEsq making the room all chilly!! You better let him warm up under the covers or he might leave you a little calling card inside your shoes. Trust me on this…it’s unpleasant to say the least to slip your feet into your toes and have dog crap squished between your toes.
Damn pugs… good thing they are cute and we’ve all learned some manners…
May 1st, 2008 at 7:51 am
Kala says she’ll keep LF warm at night *wink wink*
Ew to the bubbles. Just Ew.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:20 am
I don’t get the bubbles part… do you mean snot flew and popped in your eye or what lol.
Gotta love how those dogs make their way into bed at night! Sometimes I’ll wake up bc she is sitting next to my bed whining, staring at me from like, 3 inches away. Scares the shit outta me.
You salsa? Sweet! I go at least once a week. You’re pretty fly for a white guy (assuming you’re white. if not then, just pretty fly). Hehe.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:38 am
1. I concur.
2. HAHA! Bubbles!!! I love it.
3. Simon does the same crap. Except it’s really just a way to wake my ass up I think. Last night/this morning he started creeping from the foot of the bed to the head of the bed. I’m pretty sure he was going to wreak havoc on my night stands (because he finds stuff on them to be entertaining). So, I tell him to cut the crap and he stops. 2 minutes later he starts again. If I try and cuddle him he purrs for a while (mind you, he’s purring like a motorcycle engine the entire time) and then thinks it’s play time and starts playfully biting and pawing away. I proceed to kick him out of my room… I need my beauty sleep!!
4. I’m jealous.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
2. It’s karma for letting plush wallow in illness with only chef boyardee to sustain her.
3. Sleeping with doggies is a furry and cuddly joy!
May 1st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Tiffany – I can not imagine the trouble that would rain down in this place if a certain monster left me his calling card in a shoe.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I’m gonna pack Little Filthy up all UPS style and send him to Kala. Monster.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Snarky,
1. Nothing says hello like a nice masturbation story.
2. Did you know you could do that? I keep trying today but it isn’t working.
3. I don’t understand cats. I thought you put them in the fridge overnight.
4. Come to Chicago. We’ll take you salsa dancing.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:30 pm
MissMegs,
The bubbles thing…when I was blowing my nose, I increased the pressure in my sinuses so much that I blew bubbles in my eye, by (or through?) my tear duct. Wild, huh?
Yeah, waking up with dog head three inches from my face is disconcerting. LF does that when he’s hungry.
And sure, I’ll go salsa dancing. I’m only half white.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Krystie Lee – Hey now! I happen to know that Plush was very well looked after or I’d have surely come to her aid.
I’m going to ship Little Filthy to you via UPS after Kala is done with him so you, too, can experience the furry and cuddly joy.
May 1st, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Wow, thats really something about the eye bubble. I’ve never done that but now I want to.
Now I’m curious, whats the other half? Or do you not tell that either ;o)
May 1st, 2008 at 4:55 pm
MissMegs –
Give it a try! Blow some eye bubbles.
As for the other half, I like to keep that part a mystery.
May 1st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
LOL,
A mystery huh? That’s what all the aliens say before they try to take over your planet
This clears up so much…
May 1st, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Aw nice puppy.
I miss my little pests staring at me in the morning, leaping on the bed, tapping my eyes, nose, and lips with a paw to get me up. Now I actually need an alarm clock.
I miss my boos. Be nice to LF
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:38 am
I’ve had the 48-hour cold for over a week now, so don’t think you’re getting off so easy. Although sadly mine has provided far less entertainment. Not a single eye-bubble to report. I have serious cold envy.