Random Esquire

1.  My friend took her boyfriend to a nice dinner last week at Schwa.  She ate lamb brains.  Actually, she took a bite of the brain and then told her boyfriend that it felt like she was “eating thoughts and memories,” and then she gave the rest to him.  She said, “I couldn’t do it.  There’s information and shit in there. I can’t eat information.”

2.  Benefactor sent me picture mail from his phone.  It took me just a moment to figure out what the hell was going on.

I wrote back, “Dude.  Is that you giving the Hulk a blowjob?”  He responded, “Correction:  That’s me giving the Hulk an amazing blowjob.  Did you completely miss the look on his face? He was blue when I started.”

3.  My XBOX 360 isn’t reading disks.  This is going to put a serious cramp in the dinner party activities considering I just picked up Rock Star.  RANDOMESQ SMASH.

Add your own answers here.

1. In your opinion, what five words best describe you.

Happy, responsible, funny, generous, intelligent.  (There’s a whole host, I am quite sure, of negative things but screw that.)

2. What five words would your friends use to describe you?

I’ll go with the five Instigator listed for me:  Funny, bold, clever, confident, vulnerable.

3. What are you most complimented on with respect to your a) personality and b) body?

a) cleverness b) hair or my nose, oddly enough.