Random Esquire

1. I ate a pastrami sandwich today with salt and vinegar potato chips and some bread and butter pickles. This means that by the end of the day, I’ll have either dehydrated all together or …have gout.

2. My new computer is up and running. Unfortunately, it won’t make me a better writer or any less of an unintentional a-hole.

3. I’m debating if, while in Paris, I’ll try Tour d’Argent and order its famous le canard a la presse. It is one of those things that sounds like a good idea…until you see pictures of some guy in a tux wringing out a duck to get all of its blood. Then,…not so much.

4. New camera arrives tomorrow. Canon G9. Just think, in ten years, I may be able to take pictures half as well as LynchSeattle.

5. The weather today is chilly and rainy and I admit that I like it. It is the perfect weather to crack the windows and nap in bed.

6. Monday came too quickly, entered too loudly and did not wear enough make-up. I am unimpressed.