The Italian. And Boobs.
The Italian and I talked today and…naturally, the conversation turned to boobs. I declared that touching boobs outside a bra was the biggest sham going because bras do not tell the truth. It’s like judging a book by its cover.
He confessed that he has difficulty removing bras. I said, “I can unsnap a bra one handed in two seconds, man!” He said, “It’s those hooks in the middle…”
“You have to sort of pinch the sides of the clasp together and rub your fingers with a quick twist and it’s off.”
“I’m no good at it.”
I yelled, “What’s wrong with you, man?”
I told The Italian that people were finding my blog by looking up “Italian Sex.” He said, “I look up Latin Sex because I want to know where that’s happening.”
I said, “Latin sex happens in the butt.”
He said, “That’s Greek sex.”
Yes. We’re idiots.
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March 24th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Hehe! My husband is hopeless with bras, too. It’s one of many eye-roll worthy moments in our love life.
Bev, lynchseattle, and angie are hearing more about my love life than they ever wanted to know, thanks to your blog!
Sorry, guys.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
LOL no your not idiots the whole Greek butt sex thing is SO true… I know tons of Greek chics… It is so funny that you brought this whole butt thing up though. Earlier at work I was working on a document (for the gazzilionth time). Our licensing assistant was looking over my shoulder while I worked, and I said “this is a pain in my f*cking ass” not thinking she heard… she responded with “well good because your ass is the only place you should be getting f*cked”. Talk about shocked… am I the only one who thinks thats a really freaky response, especially coming from a lady whos in her 60’s. I just kinda giggled and told her I wasn’t in to that… she dropped it. Im keeping it clean around her from now on. Why am I the one who feels dirty now?
March 24th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Krystie - I’m still getting over the fact that J wears his dad’s boxers.
RE: Heh, I’m embarrassed at how much “Greek Sex” was discussed in our house over the weekend. The Brits are dirty birds
March 24th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I thought the term “Greek sex” just applied to the guys who like to do it with other guys in the butt. Greek chicks are all about the buttsecks, too? Do tell!
Seattle sex would involve a lot of polar fleece. It doesn’t matter what orifice.
March 25th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Avitania– Yes, the girls are alll about that. It’s their way of still feeling like a virgin until their married (apparently butt virginity isn’t an issue to them hehe). I’m not saying their all like that but I know quite a few. Enough to know that Greek chics like it in the butt.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Are you going to blog about how your Mother totally ruined our date last night?
Huh?
Are you?!??!?!?!
*insert evil eye*
March 25th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Ah yes, the phone date. Do we get to hear about it!?