My Blog: Face Value.
There is something to be said for taking things on face value. My blog is this way. I like having readers and comments a lot. It’s satisfying. If I could, though, I ask that you just take my blog as it is, gaps and all, and not representative of anything other than what it is – one person’s random observations. It’s fair to say that I do not feel comfortable representing bachelors, single people, dating people, etc. Just me and my dog and my blog. Besides, I am sometimes horribly offensive and I wouldn’t want you to think that any one group could hope to muster up my all around offensiveness. So! For what that’s worth…
-Random Me.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
March 24th, 2008 at 9:19 am
That’s why I’ve always loved your blog. Just random randomness. Keep it up
March 24th, 2008 at 9:45 am
That’s why I like this blog… its not too deep and you don’t focus too much on any one topic (except for Little Filthy which is fine with me because I L.OV.E. doggy dogs). I’m not really into serious blogs. I guess I’m just a goofy gal. At first I felt weird commenting here. Like you would think I was a groupie stalker or something. But I thought about it and if I had a blog I would want anyone and everyone to comment. That was off topic but anyways…thats my take. Here’s to keeping it light!
March 24th, 2008 at 9:53 am
What? You mean not all hot single attorneys with cute dogs and assistants who wear bags on their feet aren’t just like you?
March 24th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Miss Megs – I dig getting comments. I’m glad you decided to chime in!
Part of the reason I “clipped” my summer blog entries (of which only one is up thus far) is because they are decidedly on the more serious side…even though I do mention someone eating breast-milk-muffins at some point…
Anyway – glad you like it light because that’s how it’s gonna stay.
March 24th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Bev – <3
March 24th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Avitania – Boy, are you going to be disappointed.
March 24th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Breast milk muffins? Sound tasty. I’ve always wondered what breast milk tastes like. If people think Im weird for wondering, I’m ok with that…
Avitania, how do you know about the hotness? I keep wonderrrrring in my head what this guy looks like…
March 24th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Wonder no longer (on the breast milk, that is).
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
He wondered, too – and his wife was breast feeding at the time so…he gave it a go. It’s in volume five, about a third of the way down the page.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Thats great. Chocolate breast milk! I’m going to think of that everytime I drink yoohoo from now on. Thats ok, I’m more of a NesQuik drinker anyways.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:16 am
But you do represent bachelors – because you are one. In fact, the very definition of one. So whether you like it or not – because you have this blog you are a voice for bachelors and the women who love them. : )
March 24th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Ms. Single Mama, you may be the death of me.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Oh god. I would never want to kill you – just throw a very hard stale loaf of bread at your head. : )
March 24th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
What Bev said.
I’m curious what prompted this disclaimer.
Elsa loved the new coffee LF pics!
March 24th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Krystie Lee – *laugh* I actually ended up yanking that entry because I thought people might be sick of pictures. I may slap it back up, though. Glad she likes the pictures.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Uh, we could never be sick of LF. Put em back up!
March 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Bev – I put them back up – it shows up as an entry from yesterday.
March 24th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Stop trying to deny all these adoring women their image of you as their chosen representative – of the locker room they’d like to eavesdrop in, the charming rogue they’d like to date, the mate they dare not have. Its your destiny – just accept and enjoy
March 24th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
THIS. This is exactly why you are called INSTIGATOR.
If only you could have heard the string of expletives I let out just now. Damn you for being funny on top of your trouble-making.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
RE- It’s a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it. Thank you for being a shining beacon of charming “rogueness” on the interwebs.
*snort*
March 24th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I just coughed on my coffee.
Bev. If I can’t have you, I fail to see the point any more.
You kill me.
March 24th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I’m completely jealous of your ability to continue to populate your blog with content. Once upon a time when my life was interesting, I could fill up pages and pages of stuff. Now I can barely fill the page of my other blog, and I have NO idea what to ever put in the wordpress blog. I’m hoping I’ll snap out of my slump soon.
In the meantime, I will continue looking to yours for inspiration and appreciate it for what it is…which is exactly the type of blog I aspire to.
I agree with you re: bras, by the way. Way back in the day, they were nothing more than gigantic shields that left MUCH up to the imagination. For awhile, they were more indicative of what may lie underneath. Now, all bets are off. It seems that clothing manufacturers had some huge surplus of shoulder pads from the 80′s that they needed to offload, so the bra manufacturers won. It’s damn near impossible to find a non-padded bra anymore. The upside is that my boobs look AMAZING in those things. Of course, it’s an illusion.
March 24th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I just realized that I commented on the wrong entry for the bra topic.
It’s late and I’m an idiot.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
MissMegs: RandomEsq could have two lazy eyes, hairy moles, crater-face AND an accessory nipple and still be hot. It’s the dog — I’m a sucker for a cute pup.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
(No offense, RandomEsq, if you have two lazy eyes, some hairy moles, pockmarks, and/or a third nipple. I’m still your fan.)
March 25th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Lol gotcha… the dog is totally worth it, a few suggestions… pluck the mole hairs, spoil him with tons of dark, designer shades, and love that third nipple as if it were your own!
March 26th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Okay so I tried to post on last blog, but you stopped posts, understandable.
Just wanted to say I was lost, need to clean so no time to play catch up.
Random- you are VERY entertaining at the least, and all blogs are taken at face value.
Couple of pics to lighten the mood…
http://s71.photobucket.com/albums/i157/kellijackson/?action=view¤t=crazy3.jpg
and
http://s71.photobucket.com/albums/i157/kellijackson/?action=view¤t=crazy.jpg
shameless plug, my silly six year old. But if things get too bad, Random, climb into Little Filthy’s kennel. Probably not as comfortable a fit as my great danes’!!
FYI…My son put himself there, SWEAR!!
March 26th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Hi, Kelli,
Thank you for the kind words – I appreciate it.
GREAT pictures of your son! Those made me laugh. I think I’m going to spare Little Filthy the invasion – and I’ve had enough of being in the dog house!
-R.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog.
Cheers! Sandra. R.