The Madness of King Little Filthy.
My neighbor came over for a cappuccino today. Neighbor tried to teach me cappuccino art and we found that I am not particularly skilled at it. Here’s my attempt at an over-mixed, three-leaf design:
We sat down on the couch with our drinks and then paused to stand at the window as a collection of fire trucks had appeared. I turned around to see Little Filthy lean back from Neighbor’s cappuccino and he looked like a foamy mouthed, rabies infested, mad animal. I sighed and nudged Neighbor as Little Filthy licked most of it off. The evidence:
Let me blow that up so you can properly appreciate what was left of Neighbor’s milk foam:
This is not the first time (a disgusting learning experience) or even the second time Little Filthy has stuck his mug in my mug. I vow to not leave coffee on the coffee table.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Ugh what is it with dogs and poo-snacking. And my dog feels the need to roll in it as well. Not her own of course. I think its like perfume to them or something. She comes trotting up to me with a big doggy smile and tongue hanging out… like “look at me Ma!”… combine poo-rolling and rhinestone studded collars and you’ve got a shit encrusted mess. LF is still majorly cute though. Shitty breath and all!
March 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I’ve reached the conclusion that as much as we would like to think of dogs as furry little humans, they are, in fact, disgusting base creatures who eat poop and lick themselves.
Kala has a litterbox because even though she is a dog, she refuses to go out in bad weather. Instead of using regular cat litter, we use a brand of dog litter that has big pellets. Apparently, the big pellets = snack food for Kala. I won’t even go into what the other dogs do in regard to the litterbox.
Maybe LF has a caffeine addiction and is jonesin’ for his own cup of crappuccino
March 25th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Heh.
I will save many of these stories for an in person telling, but I have many dog snacking and food tales that will turn your hair white. Some of the highlights include mountaineering food, brown sugar, cooking chocolate, and bread.
The details are too much to write about without bringing the overall IQ of the internet down a notch.
March 25th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Heh, clever title.
Leaf not bad. I had to make a cappuccino for Howard Schultz one time long ago. He didn’t get a leaf.
March 27th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Howard Schultz?? Are you the inspiration behind Starbucks?