Random Esquire

1. I forgot I had a steak in the refrigerator. I wasted a perfectly good meal on chicken.

2. My buddy and I disagree on when he should get to a bar where he will be meeting a date. He thinks he should arrive late. I’m not sure why. I think it’s a bit of a control thing. I told him to assume she’ll be 10 minutes late but get there 10 minutes early so that if she is on time, she doesn’t have to sit at the bar alone. Of course, the number one rule of dating:

Be Funny And Bring Money.

3. Why do people feel the need to tell me lawyer jokes when they find out I’m an attorney? I don’t get it. I don’t tell black jokes when I find out someone is black.

Yes, I realize my logic has holes.

4. And now I must be off to pick up my date. Neighbor and I are going to hit a nearby Irish pub to enjoy a pint and I am precisely 10 minutes late (the rule for when you pick her up at her place).