*Blink* of the day: Woman sits on boyfriend’s toilet…for two years.
This has to be some sort of joke.
This woman sat down one day on her boyfriend’s toilet and then…didn’t get back up. Her skin eventually grew around the toilet seat. The boyfriend would bring her food and water and each day would ask her if she’d come out of the bathroom. Her response?
“Maybe tomorrow.”
*blink*
Finally, he called the police and told them that something was wrong with his girlfriend. Police found her on the toilet, sweat pants around her ankles. She said she was fine and did not want to leave.
Let’s back up here.
1. If a woman is in my bathroom for 20 minutes, I’d politely not notice the time. If she was there for an hour, I’d knock and see if she was okay. You know what I wouldn’t do? Take in food and water so she could spare herself a trip to the kitchen.
2. Where the hell is this woman’s family? And did she have a job?
3. He asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. I won’t lie to you. I don’t have that kind of patience. Hey, buddy. Red. Flag.
4. I’m almost ashamed to say that my initial thought was of a wood-paneled bathroom in a double wide – which made me wonder if there was a second bathroom, for him.
5. The neighbor’s response? “It doesn’t surprise me.”
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March 12th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I don’t know about this story. People who sit on toilets for extended periods of time suffer from things like hemmorhoids and other gross anal issues. And two years is a looooong time. Wouldn’t he have already been worried at, say, 1 month? 6 months?
March 12th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
OMG. I wonder if the boyfriend had some weird feeder-fetish thing and that’s why he let it go on so long. Of course, then I started wondering if they were having any kind of sex life, so that was some great imagery.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Avitania – I don’t want to even think about the bad things sitting on a toilet for two years does to your body.
But yes, 2 years?! I don’t think I would last a week.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Krystie Lee – We have very similar, twisted trains of thought.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Heh, I wondered about the Feeder aspect as well. Just found out about that last year thanks to a message board I’m on. Could have done without knowledge of such. Heh.
Dunno if the story is true, but it’s all over the interwebs
March 12th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I confess, I’m not as tolerant as any of you. If she’d been on my toilet seat long enough to force me to go to White Castle to use the bathroom, I’d have gone in and pulled her up.
Hell, I don’t even like it when people leave dirty clothes on the floor of the bathroom, let alone an entire dirty person…
March 12th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Hi there, Gorgeous. I was just getting ready to send you a text asking for your permission to write about your UP dreams.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Note to Self: No leaving dirty self on Plush bathroom floor.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:58 pm
My husband just heard this story for the first time, so I read him your blog post. He thought it was funny.
I just wanted to explain why there was a search for “toilet” on your blog.
March 31st, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Krystie Lee, are you responsible for the search on “bladder leakage”, too?
March 31st, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Yikes, nope, not me.