Comments on: Stealing is wrong. Even if it’s funny. Right? http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/ The Random Observations of a Random Esquire Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:04:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2869 Random Esquire Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:22:58 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2869 Hi there, Ms. Single Mama. You know I just like to entertain you. ;) Hi there, Ms. Single Mama. You know I just like to entertain you. ;)

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2868 Random Esquire Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:22:15 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2868 Avitania - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stealing fries is like....well, I don't even know where to begin with how wrong it is. Fries + the herp = Invisi-shield. Avitania – Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Stealing fries is like….well, I don’t even know where to begin with how wrong it is.

Fries + the herp = Invisi-shield.

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2867 Random Esquire Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:21:01 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2867 Hi, SnarkyRunner - I've no doubt - we could steal sandwiches together. Hi, SnarkyRunner – I’ve no doubt – we could steal sandwiches together.

]]> By: Bev http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2865 Bev Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:00:58 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2865 avitania - I would have LOVED to have seen that. Who the HELL grabs someone else's fries! He would have lost a finger. Or two. avitania – I would have LOVED to have seen that. Who the HELL grabs someone else’s fries! He would have lost a finger. Or two.

]]> By: Avitania http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2864 Avitania Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:42:25 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2864 I was at a baseball game with Synthetik and his father, and we were just about to get our seats. I was carrying a large tray of french fries, and as I was stepping over people -- STRANGERS! -- to get to my seat, this random guy takes a fry off my tray and eats it. I leaned in really close and whispered, "I have a scorching case of herpes." The look on his face was priceless. I really don't have herpes, but NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FRENCH FRIES. I was at a baseball game with Synthetik and his father, and we were just about to get our seats. I was carrying a large tray of french fries, and as I was stepping over people — STRANGERS! — to get to my seat, this random guy takes a fry off my tray and eats it.

I leaned in really close and whispered, “I have a scorching case of herpes.”

The look on his face was priceless.

I really don’t have herpes, but NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FRENCH FRIES.

]]> By: Bev http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2863 Bev Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:58:37 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2863 Well, since this was a few years ago, I'm guessing the rate is probably between $5-$10 now for the ACTUAL spitting. Plus the plane ticket to Chicago. And pizza. You might fare better with a local spitter. Well, since this was a few years ago, I’m guessing the rate is probably between $5-$10 now for the ACTUAL spitting. Plus the plane ticket to Chicago. And pizza. You might fare better with a local spitter.

]]> By: Random Esquire http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2862 Random Esquire Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:55:38 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2862 Hi, Bev - how much would it cost me for the actual spitting? Hi, Bev – how much would it cost me for the actual spitting?

]]> By: Ms Single Mama http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2861 Ms Single Mama Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:39:12 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2861 SO funny! SO funny!

]]> By: SnarkyRunner http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2860 SnarkyRunner Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:26:32 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2860 Now I KNOW you and I would be friends in real life!! I love it! -BS Now I KNOW you and I would be friends in real life!! I love it!

-BS

]]> By: Bev http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/comment-page-1/#comment-2859 Bev Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:04:24 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2008/03/11/stealing-is-wrong-even-if-its-funny-right/#comment-2859 Heh, he doesn't actually "do" the spitting, only leaves the note :) We just couldn't believe that these people were eating crap that people had left and wanted them to know they had been "caught." Bet they'll never do it again! Heh, he doesn’t actually “do” the spitting, only leaves the note :)

We just couldn’t believe that these people were eating crap that people had left and wanted them to know they had been “caught.”

Bet they’ll never do it again!

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