The Italian, Sex, Single Mothers are…well, Hot.
1. Have I mentioned that The Italian retaliated for me calling him a Mangina? I got an Instant Message in the office that said, “I had dinner tonight with a beautiful woman. While there is much to say about heated moments that make your skin go tight, there is also something to be said about holding a woman’s fingers like the stems of flowers and finding her just as beautiful.” – something I had said in this entry. He was, quite clearly, mocking me with my own words.
He then called me and said, “Dude. You sound gay.” This from a man who sent a woman a text message that read, “I can still feel that hug you gave me.” I laughed and said, “Well, homo to homo then, I’m okay with that.”
Yeah, we really don’t give a shit about things like that.
2. I spoke with a female friend today and our conversation made me recall a conversation I once had with my previous secretary. My secretary had been telling me about a man she was dating and she had sighed and said, “I can’t decide if I’m going to let him sleep with me.”
This boggled me. I said, “Uh…why don’t you decide if you want to sleep with him?”
Is this seriously the thought process some women go through? Can someone please explain?
3. I stumbled across a blog written by a single mother – turns out there are tons of them. Blogs, I mean. And single mothers. And you know what? Dude, single mothers are hot. Who knew? And why did no one tell me?
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March 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
3. NICE review by Ms. Single Mama! You have the single mommy demographic locked down. Must feel nice that there’s a groop-swoon every time you post!
2. I understand why she said it like that, but I don’t know if I can explain it. If left up to the average guy, every first date would end with sex. It’s up to the woman to set the limits and determine how quickly things progress. So even if you really want to sleep with the guy, you still have to decide what you’re going to “let” happen that night.
1. I forgot about this, but I told my husband about the “still feel the hug” thing. He now says it occasionally when he thinks I’m in need of romance. I wish he had some original material, but I’ll take it.
March 10th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Hi, Krystie Lee,
I’m going to have to tell The Italian that he’s creating a catch phrase. And it’s definitely me doing the swooning.
-R.
March 11th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
There’s a whole other world of blogs out there…
March 17th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Thanks to MsSingleMama, I’ve found this blog as well.
And what do you mean why did no one tell you? Single mothers are THE hottest of all!
I enjoy your blog, consider me a regular reader.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Hi, QTMama,
Glad you found your way here!
I suppose I shouldn’t have expected someone to drop a dime on the single mothers of the world as the most date-able group of women around. The fact is, I just rarely seem to meet single mothers while out…probably because they don’t often go out? I don’t know.
Consider my ignorance cured.