Random Esquire

1. I made a promise I do not want to break and I no longer wish to keep.

2. I am concerned about someone and am straddling the line between listening…and doing something.

3 . A friend told me recently that I have been distant. I believe the exact phrase was “off-standish.” I feel like I need to clear my head of a fog.

4. Little Filthy senses that things are amiss. Twice today I found him under the bed.

5.  Today, I started to feel…thin. As if I became less of who I am. This bothers me.

1. Have I mentioned that The Italian retaliated for me calling him a Mangina? I got an Instant Message in the office that said, “I had dinner tonight with a beautiful woman. While there is much to say about heated moments that make your skin go tight, there is also something to be said about holding a woman’s fingers like the stems of flowers and finding her just as beautiful.” – something I had said in this entry.  He was, quite clearly, mocking me with my own words.

He then called me and said, “Dude. You sound gay.” This from a man who sent a woman a text message that read, “I can still feel that hug you gave me.” I laughed and said, “Well, homo to homo then, I’m okay with that.”

Yeah, we really don’t give a shit about things like that.

2. I spoke with a female friend today and our conversation made me recall a conversation I once had with my previous secretary. My secretary had been telling me about a man she was dating and she had sighed and said, “I can’t decide if I’m going to let him sleep with me.”

This boggled me. I said, “Uh…why don’t you decide if you want to sleep with him?”

Is this seriously the thought process some women go through? Can someone please explain?

3. I stumbled across a blog written by a single mother – turns out there are tons of them. Blogs, I mean. And single mothers. And you know what? Dude, single mothers are hot. Who knew? And why did no one tell me?