Unsolicited advice.
I know I’ve said this before but the advice still stands and is worth repeating:
You should never refer to any woman’s body part as her Staples Easy Button.
-R.
Share ThisI know I’ve said this before but the advice still stands and is worth repeating:
You should never refer to any woman’s body part as her Staples Easy Button.
-R.
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March 9th, 2008 at 3:18 am
Hmmm…I, unfortunately have quite a few Easy buttons. Damn it. Will have to work on that. But, it’s kind of hard – because – you know – they’re there – and they’re…well, … they’re pretty easy to push. I DEFINITELY would NOT want a guy referring to them as my Staples Easy Buttons in bed or anywhere near it – if anything – because they would be comparing me to a really lame ad campaign that hinges on selling lame red buttons in stores. It would definitely insult me. Instead go with the more tact approach like – glad that makes you happy … or I love making you feel that way … and then push easy button again. See? Easy!
March 9th, 2008 at 3:19 am
You’re up late!
March 9th, 2008 at 3:22 am
Ms. Single Mama – *laugh* I’m pleased to say that I have never actually done this.
I fear you think me rather daft.
March 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Thank god you’ve never said that…one of your friends then? And yes, was up very, very late. And today – I has hang over.
March 9th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
No, a friend never said it. It came up once because I mentioned the phrase to Boss as a rather clever way to refer to a body part and she gave me /that look/. I did not reference *her* body part but the look was enough to make it clear that the term was unacceptable. All around.
Sorry to hear about the hangover. Hair of the dog.