Where the hell have I been?
1. Shamrock Shake hymen = broken. (See my updated slang here. Number 2.) I blame a co-worker who suggested we indulge. Sometimes it is less than a great idea for me to try something new because I have one of those personality types. I will eat the same thing repeatedly until the mere sight of it makes me ill. That’s how I roll.
2. The other day, I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom and Little Filthy sat at my feet and cried. Then I got into the shower and Little Filthy stood outside the tub. And cried. I got out and looked at him and he whimpered. Then I realized that I’d somehow put his toy into the hamper and he could see it through the holes. Oops.
3. I know this shouldn’t make me laugh but…schadenfreude can’t be helped. Here’s this violin dude who just flat out trips and breaks his million dollar violin. Isn’t that something your 8 year old would do – trip and break his violin? What I like is how msnbc.com makes a point of letting you know that the violinist is a former model. It has a very subtle undertone of, “this explains it.”
4. Stuff White People Like. (I hope P.F. Chang’s is listed somewhere…)
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
February 20th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
1. Never had one, that’s McDonalds, right?
2. So sad! What a sweet muffin.
4. Very funny, only made it through the first page so far. Mos Def hit close to home, he’s on my playlist right now. I guess I’m not that hood.
Glad you’re feeling better!
February 20th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
The stuff white people like blog was actively discussed in our household this last weekend. Some funny (yet true) stuff on there. Sadly, no PF Changs – which I, as a white person, love
February 20th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Hi, Krystie Lee,
Yes, McDonald’s. Thank you for the nice words – I’m definitely feeling back in the saddle again.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Hehe!
1 – Strangely I can do the same thing over and over and not get tired. Every morning I eat the same thing for breakfast. The exception? Vacation spots. I hate going to somewhere I’ve been before.
2 – If they only had vocal chords and perhaps opposable thumbs. Otherwise it’s such a frustrating thing to try and understand what is being communicated. We have toys lodged and wedged all over the house. There’s possibly a possum in here too somewhere they hunted and hid.
3 – At least it didn’t burn in a random harmless gasoline fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05pJ1yG3IS0)
4 – Best. Site. Evah. My favorite? #62 – Knowing what’s best for poor people. http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/62-knowing-whats-best-for-poor-people/
February 20th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Hey there, Bev! What else do white people love?
February 20th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Hi, LynchSeattle,
1. Oatmeal man.
2. I’m almost afraid of what Little Filthy might say if he could speak. One time, in particular, he continued to stare at the bookshelf and cry and I almost dismantled the darn thing, offering him everything off each shelf, just to see what it was. The curiosity made me nuts.
3. I …I have…WHAM stuck in my head now.
4. I love this part:
“It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them.”