Random Esquire

1. Shamrock Shake hymen = broken. (See my updated slang here. Number 2.) I blame a co-worker who suggested we indulge. Sometimes it is less than a great idea for me to try something new because I have one of those personality types. I will eat the same thing repeatedly until the mere sight of it makes me ill. That’s how I roll.

2. The other day, I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom and Little Filthy sat at my feet and cried. Then I got into the shower and Little Filthy stood outside the tub. And cried. I got out and looked at him and he whimpered. Then I realized that I’d somehow put his toy into the hamper and he could see it through the holes. Oops.

3. I know this shouldn’t make me laugh but…schadenfreude can’t be helped. Here’s this violin dude who just flat out trips and breaks his million dollar violin. Isn’t that something your 8 year old would do – trip and break his violin? What I like is how msnbc.com makes a point of letting you know that the violinist is a former model. It has a very subtle undertone of, “this explains it.”

4. Stuff White People Like. (I hope P.F. Chang’s is listed somewhere…)