Is that your bare butt?
I went to the gym this morning and saw my trainer. The conversation turned to women. (Do you see a pattern here?) He told me that he keeps butting heads with his girlfriend and that she was bugging him. I said, “What’s she do?” He told me what she did for a living. I clarified, “What’s she do that bugs you?”
He said, “She doesn’t like my job.” I’m sure I looked puzzled. He said, “This is actually my second gig.” Then he pulled out his cell phone and pulled up a picture and handed the phone to me. It was a picture of a man from behind, leaning up against a wall with his hands up above his head and his pants pulled down just past the butt. I said, “Dude. Is that your bare butt?”
Sure enough. My trainer is an exotic dancer.
I think he blushed but I’m not sure. He’s black. I bet he was blushing.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
January 28th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
HAHA. Best. Post. Evar.
What’s more awkward is that he showed you the pic. Heh! Sweet.
January 28th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
We have a gay friend that is all about the black guys. Too bad your trainer is straight.. and not in Seattle
January 28th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Did you find out why he has a picture of his own bare ass on his phone? Isn’t that the odd part, really?
So, nice ass??
January 29th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Lynchseattle – It was a slightly awkward moment.
Bev – It’s a shame, really. And he told me he doesn’t do male parties. So another one is lost for your friend!
January 29th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Instigator – It was a poster advertisement for his…er, services.
I won’t lie. If I had that ass, I’d probably keep a picture of it on my phone, too.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I tried working as a trainer just out of college and it doesn’t pay much. You have to make a living with a second job that doesn’t collide with your first job. Sounds like a good fit to me!
January 29th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Angie, you realize, of course, that I will now suspect that you were formerly an exotic dancer.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Oops, that wasn’t my intention. When I realized I couldn’t make a living as a trainer, I just switched career gears and used my college degree. Not everyone has that option, so you do what you gotta. Maybe he could build up some savings as a dancer and open his own little trainer studio – bet his girlfriend wouldn’t have a problem with that! He would just have to change his advertisement slightly.