Soccer Mom Crush: Emma Thompson
As you may have noticed, I have a thing for Emma Thompson. She’s my soccer mom crush. Check out those blonde high-lights. That’s got soccer mom written all over it.
Mmmmm, soccer mom.
I just had this conversation with my buddy:
Me: Dude, I want you to go find Emma Thompson and get me a date. Like, Emma Thompson from Much Ado About Nothing.
Buddy: Oh yeah, she was hot in that.
Me: Yeah, she was. Man, I’d do her now.
Buddy: Heh, totally.
Me: Dude, I’d Nanny McPhee her.
Buddy: Hey, I’m gonna get off the phone now.
Mmmmmm….Soccer mom.
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January 27th, 2008 at 1:18 am
I’m puzzled by the attraction, but I never saw Much Ado, so maybe that’s why.
The comment about the blonde highlights having soccor mom written all over them totally freaks me out! I just got my highlight on at the salon the other day. Now I’m scared that I have the hair version of mom jeans.
January 27th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Nothing wrong with blonde highlights – I know that I dig it because highlights = high maintenance women and I have a thing for high maintenance women.
Uh, yeah, I’m a glutton for punishment.
January 27th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Haha, I never saw Much Ado about Nothing, but I can tell you this. Cole played soccer for many, many years. In fact, his team lost every game every year but one. That’s another story, but anyways, the Moms at the soccer games? hmmmm… not so much. Stick with Emma Thompson
Trust me!
January 27th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Oh man, you mean Emma Thompson is not a typical soccer mom? And my dreams of finding the perfect suburban housewife are…an illusion?
I feel like you just told me that you spent my college money on hookers and blow.
January 27th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Haha! Sorry, but there are lots of blond highlights
And Cole says I was mean to tell you he lost every game but one on a post on the inturdnets.
Kids…