Random Esquire

1.  Today, I had to resist the urge to send a co-worker an e-mail that read, “We get it.  Shut the hell up already.”

2.  I sometimes see the same young woman at my train stop begging for money.  She’s pregnant and looks…like a used car, if that makes sense.  She walks from person to person and simply looks at them and one by one, they give her a dollar.  Something about the situation struck me as odd and then it dawned on me.  She came up to me and I said, “If I remember correctly, you’ve been pregnant for a year now.”  She gave just the slightest shrug and walked off.

3.   I’m going over to my neighbor’s place to watch a movie in a little bit – the one I just met.  I have no idea what movie it will be but I hope it isn’t a romantic comedy.  I just can’t stomach those.  Please be a brainless action flick, please be a brainless action flick, …or a horror movie, even.  But please, not something like Sleepless In Seattle or *gah* When Harry Met Sally.