Do Men Like Whores?
Someone has found my blog the last three days by doing a google search for “Do men like whores?” My first instinct was to wonder if this person thought that the answer was hidden on the web someplace and then I thought of their disappointment upon discovering that no, it probably was not. I am here to rectify that – to the best of my ability. I’ll assume that we’re referring to the run-of-the-mill whore, not an actual prostitute. The girl with some issues, not with track marks. On to it:
Q: Do men like whores?
A: Depends.
For a girlfriend or a wife? Probably not.
For a Friday or Saturday night? Probably so.
In public? Probably not.
In the bedroom? Always.
The problem is that men usually have only one girlfriend or wife at a time whereas Friday and Saturday… that’s twice a week.
Let me demonstrate. Warning: Not to Scale. For Illustrative Purposes Only.
Let me know if you have any questions.
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January 14th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I confess, I love my nickname.
So we’re talking about your average whorish chick, not the kind you pick up on the Vegas strip, right? ‘Cause I’d think that having the whorish party chick on your arm both Friday AND Saturday couldn’t really suck all that much…
January 15th, 2008 at 12:15 am
hahahaha. Nice visual aid!
thanks for the laugh!
January 15th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Hello there, Plush. I’m glad you like the nickname.
Yes, we agree on the Friday & Saturday thing. However, I’m going to wait until my trip to Vegas to determine if being an average whorish chick and the kind you pick up on the strip in Vegas are mutually exclusive.
January 15th, 2008 at 7:48 am
My pleasure, am i weird!
January 15th, 2008 at 8:30 am
I’m afraid I need this to scale
And perhaps more visual aids.
January 15th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I think what’s needed is an explication of the difference between whores, sluts, and hoes. And then there’s just good, fun, pervy behavior. You can be a whore but not necessarily a ho. And I’ve known some girls that are pervy, but certainly not whores or hoes. I think of whores as more wholesome hoes.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Avitania, I think you should flesh this out for us – tell us the particulars that separate whores from sluts from hoes.
A whore is a more wholesome ho? Where do sluts fall in that lineup? What about skanks?
January 15th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Love the visual aids. I’d also like to hear definitions. I think, for many men, whore simply means “likes sex”. sad.
January 15th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Well, we need to go to the authority, Velvet Jones, and his infomercial, Be a Ho for the definitive answers.
http://tinyurl.com/3dltgh
One of my favorite Eddie Murphy SNL skits…. evah
January 20th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
No need to flush it out. This is perfect! I love the graph…and Krystie Lee, if a man think a woman who likes sex is a “whore” than there’s something seriously wrong with him. That is pretty sad.
One thing is missing though. What about male whores? P.S. I love your blog!
January 20th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Thank you for the kind words, Ms. Single Mama! I appreciate it.
Hm, I suppose it would be only fitting if I did a diagram concerning male whores. I don’t have the first clue what it would look like. I’ll have to give it some thought.
December 17th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Whether a man likes a whore depends on the man and what type of man he is. There are some men who love women who are whores (prostitutes). But your average man will call a female who loves sex a whore. The whore that these men are referring to do not accept money for their acts. They are just wild and comfortable with their sexuality. Also referred to by men as “bad girls” and yes a lot of these women do become wives. Some men rather have a bad girl, plain and simple. Some don’t. I guess the saying is true..there’s somebody for everybody ..
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
I had experiances that would put me in the category of being a whore (maybe even a slut). Unfortunatly those activities gave me a bad rep. I would meet guys but they would always leave me for someone else but call me for sex. So; Yes, Men Love Whores but preferably not in public. Also, loving sex doesn’t make you a whore. Loving sex with strangers does. I say strangers because “whorish” people are looking for the next best thing and the only way to find that is to meet someone new.
December 18th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
my bf didnt want to have sex with me after a year so i cheated on him and after he found, he wanted to have sex with me more than ever…why is that?
April 26th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
a lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets
July 9th, 2011 at 9:09 am
Oh, I could go on and on about this topic! I’m a good girl who had a boyfriend I truly loved. I dumped him because all along – he was seeing a total whore behind my back! This guy loved to watch her perform sex acts on all his male (and female) friends. Boy – was I blind sided! Not only did I feel used but stupid, naive and boring also. I was hot in the sac with my guy but not “adventurous” so it ended badly. The next week – the whore moved in w/him and now they’re “in love”… Also, I’m not bad looking; I used to be a model. The new gf is ratty and haggard…go figure..I’ll be scratching my head over this one for years to come… any advice? Thanks!
January 20th, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Girls everywhere and all you emasculated “men” who are trying so hard to be politically correct at the expense of you maleness, listen up.
Men and women are equals. This does not mean that they are equal in every single thing they do. For example, men are, on average, physically stronger than women. It is much easier for a semi attractive (even a 6/10) woman to go out and get laid. The same cannot be said about men. Men have to work at it, have some skill (game) and thereby get a woman to sleep with them. It is a LOT harder for an equally attractive man to get women than it is the other way around. This is one of reasons behind why we, as a society, naturally celebrate men who are successful in bedding multiple women; while at the same time shame women who bed multiple men.
Let us briefly visit the topic of virginity from both perspectives. Virginity in a man is not a desirable state or label when it comes to an attribute that the opposite sex wants. This is because he has obviously not been preselected by other women. However, female virginity is not looked at negatively in the least by men. If she looks decent, no man cares if the girl is a virgin or not. In fact, a female virgin is often wanted more.
Now don’t get me wrong, men LOVE sluts. We will never turn down an opportunity to sleep with a good looking slut. Partly because she’s good in bed, partly because it’s sex. But any decently intelligent, self-respecting man will know that it is a terrible idea to emotionally involve himself (i.e. date) a slutty girl. That would be a very dumb move. Why would any man want to get emotionally involved with a girl who’s had 15+ sexual partners? We would just be setting ourselves up for failure. There are many nice worthy girls out there who don’t have daddy issues and haven’t slept with an entire fraternity house. But, by all means, fvck the brains out of sluts in the meanwhile.
Most guys can detect when a girl is a slut by the first few dates and by what he hears about the girl from other people and from the girl herlself. We put this information together and figure out if she is dating material or not. If not, I like most guys, will still go in for the prize but have no intention of following through with dating the dirty little tart.
To put it simply, a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock and of little worth. But a key that can open many locks is a master key and is valuable.