Random Esquire

Someone has found my blog the last three days by doing a google search for “Do men like whores?”  My first instinct was to wonder if this person thought that the answer was hidden on the web someplace and then I thought of their disappointment upon discovering that no, it probably was not.  I am here to rectify that – to the best of my ability.  I’ll assume that we’re referring to the run-of-the-mill whore, not an actual prostitute.  The girl with some issues, not with track marks.  On to it:

Q:  Do men like whores?

A:  Depends.

For a girlfriend or a wife?  Probably not.

For a Friday or Saturday night?  Probably so.

In public?  Probably not.

In the bedroom?  Always.

The problem is that men usually have only one girlfriend or wife at a time whereas Friday and Saturday… that’s twice a week.

Let me demonstrate.  Warning:  Not to Scale.  For Illustrative Purposes Only.

Let me know if you have any questions.