Offensive. It’s the new funny.
1. I have the unfortunate habit of excusing offensive behavior or an offensive comment if I find it funny enough. This is bad, I know. This, combined with my general inclination to find humor in everything, means I probably excuse a lot of offensive behavior. I’m not sure it can be helped.
To be clear, I do not typically act offensive. I admit to saying offensive things every so often but, that is generally done unintentionally. I just realized that that means I am ignorantly offensive. Fan-tastique.
2. Little Filthy has a plush toy that looks like a small bucket of popcorn. He watched as I put it in the washing machine. He whimpered while it washed until I took it out and then he whimpered more when I did not promptly give it to him but instead set it on the washing machine to dry thoroughly. It was seriously like Linus and his blanket. He’s sleeping with his head resting on it now.
3. I have an itch to go out tonight which is wholly unnecessary. I blame it on someone who called and whipped me into a frenzy with weekend stories of bad behavior.
Thus, I regress.
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Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.
January 8th, 2008 at 1:34 am
1. Offensive comments are good, people are too uptight
2. That’s cute
3. Getting popcorn and settling in to watch the regression
January 8th, 2008 at 7:38 am
1. Compadre!
2. He’s a good little guy.
3. It’s going to be a steep slide. Frankly, I can’t wait.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:45 pm
New wingmen are always exciting. Enjoy that slide baby…but try to get some sleep while you’re at it. Sleep is important in order to enjoy the slide. At least 6 hours a night…four nights a week.
Your dog sounds like he could be a toddler. I put Benjamin’s blankie in the washer the other night (it had be spattered with some kind of toddler gook) and he whimpered before breaking down in a hysterical bout of crying. Took him upstairs and he forgot about it. 1 hour later, scooped it out of the dryer, and he thought it was some kind of miracle. Pretty cool. The miracles of washers and dryers.
January 21st, 2008 at 9:28 pm
I’d suggest that your son and my dog are related but that seems offensive.