Random Esquire

It’s always good to have goals.  I have one now.

I would like to date the 34 year old Emma Thompson.

The Much Ado About Nothing Emma Thompson.

Please let me know when you’ve given her the message.

1. I bought some Port. It tastes like alcoholic raisin juice.

2. Every last bit of my Christmas shopping was done online via Amazon.

VIVA LA VIA AMAZON!

3. I think Little Filthy now goes to doggie day care two days a week. I can’t tell if he loves it or hates it. A dog walker is the other option. We shall see what the monster likes.

4. Some of the holiday shopping was pour MOI and I’ve picked up a fair number of travel books. I think I will be doing a tour through Europe in the spring.

Boss did N words this week in class.

“Kids, what words begin with N?”

*deep breath*

It’s really a shame to waste that kind of anticipation and anxiety. Her kids do not disappoint.

A girl yelled out, “Nipples. NIPPLES.”

Boss paused to contemplate her reaction. Another young girl mistook her stunned look for an unknowing look and helpfully pointed her forefingers to her chest and said, “Nipples.”

Kids are so helpful at that age.