Random Esquire

1. Boss asked a little boy what he was drawing. He said, “A rape.”

After some further questioning, it was determined that he was drawing a rake. A rake. They practiced saying that a few times.

2. Did anyone see this article/picture and video of the little girl with eight limbs? Wow. WOW.

3. Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert) writes about a female athlete who had a penis. Until a healer made it go bye-bye. And then it grew back. And her last name is Sithole. This is most unfortunate, no?

4. I’m watching this guy named Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel. He travels around and eats various odd foods. So far, he’s eaten cow brains and some insects. The thing is, the guy looks like he’s just an organ meat away from bypass surgery and when he eats something, he communicates his culinary satisfaction with lip smacking noises. I wouldn’t be too keen on eating a hamburger if I had to watch him eat it first.