Random Esquire

Dinner tonight was cold rotisserie chicken sandwiches and butternut squash soup.  Boss ate all of her sandwich but seemed gun shy on the soup.  Too much cracked pepper.  I used white pepper and did not taste it enough and did not get the nice visual hint I might have had I used black pepper (and it resembled an ant infestation).  Tad spicy.

I bought an XBOX 360 yesterday.  Even Little Filthy suspects I may be a 14 year old.  The first time I played Halo (years ago), I got motion sickness.  This time, I didn’t sit in front of the television for 4 hours straight and what do you know…no motion sickness.  Voila!

I am further indulging my guyish indulgences and habits by now watching Lonesome Dove.  I still bathe and keep things neat so I don’t feel in immediate danger of becoming one of the guys out of Knocked Up.  (Though one of them did end up with a pretty blonde.)

Every day for the last few months, someone has found my journal by doing a search for “little people porn.”  At first, I wondered if the same person could not remember the name of my blog and so they found it by doing the same search.  But that is ridiculous and self centered of me.  There must be thousands of people doing searches for little people porn, right?

So…fess up.  Who got here by searching for little people porn?

Four little speckled frogs, sittin’ on a speckled log,

eating a most delicious fly, yey ye ye ye ye ye,

One jumped into the pool, where it was nice and cool,

Then there were four speckled frogs.

Yeah. Saw my niece over Thanksgiving.

What ever happened to dogs named Bingo?

1. Boss asked a little boy what he was drawing. He said, “A rape.”

After some further questioning, it was determined that he was drawing a rake. A rake. They practiced saying that a few times.

2. Did anyone see this article/picture and video of the little girl with eight limbs? Wow. WOW.

3. Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert) writes about a female athlete who had a penis. Until a healer made it go bye-bye. And then it grew back. And her last name is Sithole. This is most unfortunate, no?

4. I’m watching this guy named Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel. He travels around and eats various odd foods. So far, he’s eaten cow brains and some insects. The thing is, the guy looks like he’s just an organ meat away from bypass surgery and when he eats something, he communicates his culinary satisfaction with lip smacking noises. I wouldn’t be too keen on eating a hamburger if I had to watch him eat it first.