Random Esquire

Boss has a new room full of three foot monsters. One little girl told Boss in a frank, no-nonsense way that she had peed the bed last night. There was no shame in it. Just, there you go, I pee the bed. She went on to say that as a result, she would have to sleep on the couch that evening.

Later that day, Boss overheard her speaking to another kid who told the little girl, “I peed my bed last night” to which the little girl responded, in 100% sincere delight, “You pee the bed?! I do, too!!” It was like two people discovering that they had an obscure interest in common. The little girl then said, “So, do you have to sleep on the couch, too?”

Oh, to have no shame once more.