Random Esquire

Imagine a portly fellow of 18 or so, hosting his very own cooking show out of Palatine, Illinois. He cross contaminates, does impersonations, scolds himself and sometimes slurs his words…all while sincerely excited. You get Merrill Howard Kalin. Someone took the time to edit some of his shows to provide you with some highlights. Below, see a re-mix of his show that someone did to “I feel good.”

I like that enthusiasm when he cuts his tomato.  I’m pretty sure the noises he makes while putting ranch dressing on his salad are rated NC-17.