Random Esquire

1. Check out the iStraw – it filters your water. Great for travel. May need to get one for Boss before Vietnam/Thailand.

2. I’ve noticed that on some blogs, there is a button that says something like, “Like my blog? Buy me a Starbucks!” and the reader can click and donate via paypal. Interesting. If I had one like that, it would say, “Like my blog? You must not be autistic.” I know that is rather offensive but I find that I often refer to autism in less than flattering terms. It’s a problem, I know.

3. Have you ever heard someone say this? That something “needs washed” or “cleaned” or something like that? Instead of “needs to be washed” or “needs to be cleaned”? Is this a midwest thing?

4. Do you love steak like Little Filthy and I do? Try this method – coat your steak heavily with kosher salt…very heavily. Like mascara on a whore heavily. Here, even better, look at this website that describes how to do this and why it makes your steak taste like heaven.

5. Bacon Brittle. Wow.