Random Esquire

Mental Floss had an interesting story and link to a blog in which the author ate foods based upon their color - One color for each day, for seven days. Pictures of what she ate are here. I could have helped her out by allowing her to follow Boss who, in a past phase, ate only white things. This is a sharp contract to myself as I like to eat as many colors as possible. Eating only one color is…well, one might say it’s boring. I might say it’s autistic.

Again, it occurs to me that I am offensive while meaning to be sincere. Not that they are mutually exclusive. I suppose perhaps I am sincerely offensive. Which reminds me of when I told Boss that “Nothing is sadder than a fat girl getting her nails done.” I must take that back. I’ve decided that nothing is sadder than a fat girl shoe shopping. It came to me last night and I got the same melancholy feeling. Yes, perhaps I am just sincerely offensive.