Random Esquire

Boss is out of town this weekend, leaving Little Filthy and me to do nothing but eat steak and watch dude movies. I have here: Apocalypto, 300 and 23. I see that movies have been so overdone that we’re now just numbering them. A quick search on imdb.com shows that there’s been a movie with the title of each number from 1 through 9, except 6.  Which just goes to prove that the number 6 truly sucks.

Anyway, Little Filthy and I just watched 300. We were not impressed. This thing is just barely a dude movie. First, it was mostly half naked guys and only two women. That might have disqualified it entirely were it not for the fact that both women showed their nipples. This does more than just shoehorn a movie into viewable, it whisks it in entirely.

Lest you think I’m a complete pig, Boss and I just watched Terms of Endearment this week. We spent much of the time saying, “Wow, look at how young so-and-so looks.” I am pleased to report that Shirley MacLaine did not show her nipples.