Random Esquire

I want a huge house and a huge fish tank. Does this make me a dork?

Mental Floss had a great entry on some fish tanks. Check out the pictures on this site - called the Fish Highway. It’s like hamster tubes all over your home…made for fish. This guy’s tank is straight out of Shedd.

Okay, I found this website forum in which a fish keeper posted pictures about his 50,000 gallon tank! These people keep BIG FISH. I’ve never so much as considered keeping a fish that, if it bumped me in the wild, might make me jump out of my skin a little.

I know this shouldn’t crack me up but there is a question posted about a fish having an eating disorder because it gets intimidated by the other fish at dinner time. Some icing on the cake in the form of a very sincere response which suggests lettuce, bits of orange, or some shelled peas …coupled with an icon of a fake fish preparing to swallow a bottle of Jack Daniels. Awesome.

Holy Crap. This post has the subject “One of my piranhas died. WHY?” and it comes with the warning: “*graphic*” The thing is, as soon as you see the picture, it will be obvious how it died. I’ll be damned, it’s like Fish CSI over there. Be sure to scroll down for the decapitated head. I love that one of the responses suggests it was a hate crime. People crack me up.