http://randomesq.com/2007/08/14/survival/ The Random Observations of a Random Esquire Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:43:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://randomesq.com/2007/08/14/survival/comment-page-1/#comment-17 Avitania Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:05:02 +0000 http://randomesq.com/2007/08/14/survival/#comment-17 Your two "less than ideal reasons" to buy something are, in fact, two GREAT reasons to buy something! After all, you'll never know when you'll need a watch with an electronic compass. Just look at the guys who used to wear calculator watches! You know what they're doing now? Who cares? They're BILLIONAIRES. Get a compass watch now, and you'll be ahead of the curve. And if not, there's always nuclear winter... Your two “less than ideal reasons” to buy something are, in fact, two GREAT reasons to buy something! After all, you’ll never know when you’ll need a watch with an electronic compass. Just look at the guys who used to wear calculator watches! You know what they’re doing now? Who cares? They’re BILLIONAIRES. Get a compass watch now, and you’ll be ahead of the curve. And if not, there’s always nuclear winter…

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