Random Esquire

Boss and I went snorkelling (did I spell that correctly?) today. I had never been before and I was very excited. We saw some great fish in blues and yellows. I loved every second of it except for the taste of salt water as I detest salt.

So, we got back to our “casita” and Boss started the shower to get in. I decided to, er, undress into my birthday suit in the middle of the sitting room. I let my swim suit drop to my ankles just as Boss walked out of the bathroom. She took one look at me and said, “Oh my God! Get in the shower right now!”

I know – I thought good things were coming my way, too. Not the case.

She said, “You’re *filthy*.” I looked down at myself. I won’t lie. It was not an impressive sight. I had sand in bad places. I was taking my time in the shower so Boss said, “hurry up!” and I responded, “I keep finding more sand.”

More as events warrant.