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Puerto Rico wildlife

April 09, 2007 By: Random Esquire Category: Boss, Random No Comments →

We arrived in Puerto Rico yesterday and drove out to Rincon this morning, which someone told us is sometimes referred to as “Grincon” because of the number of white tourists here. Boss spotted a lizard out by the pool at our place. Boss does not like lizards. At all. So when we got into the room and were talking and she noticed me focus on something over her shoulder…which then turned out to be a lizard on the wall,…well, she all but ran out of the place screaming. Said lizard was chased out of the place.

I suppose, in all fairness, I should mention that when we spotted a spider, she was the one to kill it because I was frozen in place so that its beady eyes (all five hundred of them) did not spot me and jump on my head, putting me into cardiac arrest.


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