Random Esquire

I got my hair cut today.

*s m i l e*

A cute blonde girl came out to wash my hair. She was petite. But not everywhere. So, I leaned back and she went to work. She did a really good job and gave me a great scalp massage and eventually, I closed my eyes and started to relax. But then…she bumped me. With them. On my face.

I don’t think my eyes shot open but they might have.

God, I hope I didn’t grin.

I tipped her. Pretty well. But not like I paid her to do it. Because I didn’t.

I love Boss.